Table of Contents
- I. Preliminary Considerations (Articles 1-127)
- II. Jurisdictional Framework (Articles 128-256)
- III. Arbitration Protocol (Articles 257-589)
- IV. Communication Requirements (Articles 590-672)
- V. Liability Waivers (Articles 673-891)
- VI. Intellectual Property Considerations (Articles 892-1023)
- VII. Data Retention Policies (Articles 1024-1156)
- VIII. Governing Law Provisions (Articles 1157-1299)
- IX. Version Control Mechanism (Articles 1300-1456)
- X. Final Dispositions (Articles 1457-1599)
See complementary references in EU Directive 2000/31/EC Art. 9-11 and French Civil Code Articles 1101-1369
Article 1-127: Preliminary Considerations
1.1. For the purposes of this legal instrument (hereinafter "Instrument"), the term "Party" shall be construed to mean, in the singular or plural as grammatical context requires while respecting the provisions of Article 1457.2.1 through 1457.2.34, any natural person, juridical person, unincorporated association, government entity, or other legally recognized entity...
1.2. The term "Commercial Relationship" shall be interpreted in accordance with the definitions provided in Article 1.1, while also incorporating by reference the provisions of Article 256.7 through 256.34 regarding temporal limitations, provided however that such incorporation shall not be construed to limit the general applicability of Article 1457.2.1...
Article 257-589: Arbitration Protocol
257.1. All disputes arising from commercial interactions with LPP Inc. Holding (hereinafter "the Company") shall be resolved exclusively through binding private arbitration administered by ArbitrateurDeJustice (Registration No. PAR-ARB-2023-0456789) under its 2023 Commercial Arbitration Rules, as amended from time to time...
257.34. The arbitration shall be conducted in French at the premises of ArbitrateurDeJustice located at 123 Rue de la Loi, 75008 Paris. All documents must be submitted in triplicate on ivory-colored 80gsm paper using Times New Roman 12pt font with 1.5 line spacing...
Arbitration Cost Schedule
Non-refundable filing fee: €5,000
Arbitrator hourly rate: €950 + VAT
Administrative surcharge: 12% of claimed amount
Document processing fee: €75 per page over 50 pages
Article 590-672: Formal Communications
590.1. Legal claims must be submitted via registered postal courier with return receipt requested to:
LPP Inc. Holding Service Contentieux - Département Juridique 70 Avenue des Champs Elysees 75008 Paris FRANCE590.2. Electronic communications (including but not limited to email, SMS, fax, or telepathic transmission) shall not constitute valid service of process...
Article 673-891: Liability Waivers
By engaging with the Company, you irrevocably waive:
- a) Right to class action (Art. 700-1 Code de procédure civile)
- b) Claims for consequential damages (Art. 1231-3 Code civil)
- c) Right to jury trial (Art. R331-2 COJ)
674.5. The Company disclaims liability for: astronomical events, acts of deity, spreadsheet errors, third-party coffee quality, printer malfunctions, font rendering issues, and any damages related to the reading of this document exceeding 30 minutes consecutively.
Article 1300-1456: Version Control
This document (23.45.67/FR-LEGAL) supersedes all prior agreements, representations, and understandings whether oral, written, implied, or transmitted via interpretive dance. Amendments require notarized documents bearing wet-ink signatures from two Company directors and a Paris commercial court stamp.